Friday, 12 November 2010

I-works

I actually wrote this down for my profile but blogspot only gives you 1200 characters. So okay, I write here then-lah.

I once applied to do Law but was rejected. Eventually, I decided to take up Mass Comm (cos all my classmates decided to do that). Secretly, I applied to do Criminology (and Law again), just for the heck of it. When I got into Mass Comm, I also got my reply for the other two applications - both accepted. But then I decided to stick to MC. This was in '92-'93.

In '95, I did a 3-month stint as a midday newsreader with a local community radio station in Melb (also as part of my journalism industrial training) - I spoke on the phone with Paul Keating (err, hooray?). A year later, i decided to pack-up and head back to my home country, Sarawak (oops, I mean, Malaysia).

Thereafter, I began my journey as a junior writer with an international highbrows magazine. I remember hating my sister for getting me that job (away from home too!) -- yea still got a bit of the scars to remember that brutal afternoon when I punched a wall in anger -- you see, I really wanted to be a bum for a while after years of studying. In retrsopect, I do owe her for launching my career.

So, along the way I was offered a job with a PR firm as an “information manager” (really – as a ghost /propaganda writer). I took it because it gave me the opportunity to move back home again. I didn't realised that my "home" was going to be months of travelling through towns and remote areas, doing covert propaganda work. The pay was great and at 23, I thought I had the best of everything (I was single and I had a sports car. Hmm.). But soon, something bad happened -- I had a conscience. I started hating what I was propagating. So I quit. Years later, this was going to haunt me back.

After I quit, for three years, I went through a limbo – owning a pro-shop, doing work for a government agency, brand managing a band, etc. Eventually, I somehow landed back with the same PR firm (although this time they’ve expanded into an empire of sorts - "IT" became a huge academic institution). Remember when I quit once before? Well I think it was payback time. My boss, decided to cut my pay (and the reason was because I hadn't bought a car yet to do marketing. I mean, WTF?). He gave half of it to three fresh grads that he hired. They're job? Was to do my job (because they had transport). I guess economically it made sense to get three people to do one person's job, but who gave a f*ck. So I quit. Until today I still curse him occassionally just so that I feel better about the whole thing.

Anyway, I bummed for a few months until one day, I met my former editor from the highbrows magazine at a train station. He asked me if I wanted to do some editorial work for them, so I said “why not?” since I was a bum.  That was November 2003. I never looked back since. Eventually, I became the senior writer there. 

Few years later, I took a risk and ventured into (what was still quite new in Malaysia then) the world of online interactive magazines. By early 2007, I was headhunted by a Singapore media conglomerate, to head an international men’s magazine as its editor. I stayed on and enjoyed every moment of it, until one day, the mighty Red and Yellow came knocking. By end of 2008, I sealed the deal and sold my soul to them. I perservered since then. 

That’s the story so far…

[Note: I'm just writing this entry to fill-up my blogspace. It's not to disgrace anyone. Well, except my ex-(prick-of-a) boss!]

Wednesday, 10 November 2010

Taking A Piss At Life!


Oit! Where da tequila??!

Yes, it happens to most of us -- even the best. We all go down that gloomy road one day and think that everything is just trying to squash us. Oh, wait. I'm actually talking about being drunk. What were you thinking about? Gosh.

So yea, I get a chance to get pissed once in a while (ahem). But I think it's all okay -- if you're a drinker. If I was a sober freak, perhaps I would go down the gloomy road drinking "teh tarik". Maybe.

But getting pissed is something I desire when I go to the pubs. I would tell myself "I'm going to the pubs to at least get high. Not tipsy, but HIGH." Yeah! Know why? Because it's bad enough that you gotta have to face all sorts of crazy things when you're not drunk. So might as well compound it all with several glasses of beers, whiskey, tequila...you name it!

So if life is taking a piss out of you (like wrenching something precious from your life), then you should reciprocate by taking a piss out of life. Fair deal. As long as you're happy.

[Note: No one was drunk in the making of this entry. *burp*]

Monday, 8 November 2010

Life's Tiny Little Questions

So, finally I got some stuff from Reader's Digest (at the expense of burning a hole in my card); and one of them is this 464-page book called "Imponderables" - the answers to the most perplexing and amusing mysteries of everday life. Hmm...we shall see...

I have to hand it to David Feldman (author), that this is really an interesting book. It has questions and answers (amusing ones too), to stuff about people, animal, food and drink, customs and practices, machines and devices, everyday stuff, science and nature, sport. For people that think too much (like me), this is a good book to keep us occupied.

I'm still at the "People" section and already I'm finding things like "Why is pubic hair curly?" drawing me further into the book. The answer to it was "Pubic hair is curly because it is genetically made in a flat shape rather than in a round shape..." my my, Dr Joseph P Bark (who gave the answer) must've spent some time analysing pubic hairs. I'm more curious about his job after reading this piece about pubic hair. See where this "Imponderables" take you? It'll never end. You will keep pondering and pondering. Great!

Okay, back to za book - great so far! Didn't regret purchasing it at all! I do have a question though: which section does "heartaches" come under?