Question: What do you wish for?

I wished that:
- My dad was still alive.
- I'm more devoted to my religion.
- I smoke less.
- I drink less.
- I shed all these excess weight.
- I love better.  (No, not "better lover". Big difference)
- I stop being the wedding singer. (Oh for gawd sakes... stop forcing me to go and do charity singing!)
- I have smaller ears. (go away jumbo!!)
- I'm smarter.
- I'm more cunning.
- I'm better at office politics. (yeah screw you and your office jibes!)
- I am less tolerant.
- I earn more.
- I write better.
- I am still a writer.
- I could play the guitar better.
- I took up piano lessons years ago.
- I was never in this job.
- I still had my old job.
- Those who love me, love me for who I am.
- Those who love me, show me. 
- I would strike the lottery. (soon!! please!!)
- I took up criminology years ago. 
- I rerouted my path years ago.
- I stuck to my promise of getting hitched by 30 only. (Aargh!)
- Everyone I know and care about are well-taken care of and are always blessed.
- I keep wishing for more...

Question: So how was your day today?

Well, it started off quite early actually. Woke up at 6am and that's a shocker. Tried not to lie back down again otherwise I would miss my training at 7.30am. Arrived at the office by 6.45am and went to turn on my out-of-office action cos I furkin forgot about doin it last nite.

I headed to the training centre and had my training *yawn*. Nothing exciting there at all. Oil spill stuff.

After lunch I headed back to the training centre and along the way got a phone call from my sister and for some strange reason, we ended up arguing and there were shouting and swearing (well swearing in the mind only). So that got my blood pumping and gave me a damn good reason to head off to the club after my training and down some alcohol. Oh yea, was also informed that I got another meeting at 5.30pm so that knida sux!!

Anyways, going to the club for beers and meeting after this. Owh... almost forgot. Got a call saying that I should just wait for return call and dun bother texting cos it's irritating. Supposedly a very busy day. Hmm.. but yet this "busy-ness" also got time to reply tweets/but not smses.

Verdict for the day : Disappointing, blood pumping, pressure rising, sleepy-boring, DAY.

Question: So how's it been for you this year?

Answer: Slap slap! Bang boom brooom! Die die! Kick! Sommersault! Roundhouse power kick to the nuts! Bucket passing biatchesss!! Punch punchin yer FACE!! Stoopid double-shagging switch furked by Kahuna monster babies! Asshooooooooless! Shitfaceeees! Why.. why! WHYYY!!!??

Haahh... There, it is all super duper great, actually :)